My email adress is really hard to spell. I mean REALLY hard.
Everyone is like, "Oh, I can't spell it." I'm all like, it's "I-T." Idiots.

So anyway, I was walking down fourth street. And there was a man
standing in front of me. He said, "What is it you seek?"
"Power."
"Indeed. Is that not what we all, subliminally or otherwise seek in our lives?"
And he beckoned thus.
And I came closer, and fell into the hole in the sidewalk in front of him.

I have lived there for ten years, running the Team in secret.

Thus began one of the greatest legacies of the century, that of TEAM CHANOWITZ.